Hi, I'm awkward
Hiba.Muslimah.friends with Jamaica.i get high on orange juice.i follow back. I have a phobia of catfood. Emmaline Nightlock. Part of the Zoph army.
Reblog if your tits are real.
(Source: monsterscontrolmysoul, via it-s-peanut-butter-jellytime)
When I graduate, I will sneak into all my teachers' bedrooms and do this:
(Source: theerasedcitizen)
My mum was yelling at my sister and I overheard this.
Mum: Go to your room!
Sister: That's not fair!
Mum: Do as I say!
Sister: You never send Lizzie to her room when she's in trouble!
Mum: That's because Lizzie never leaves her room, If she was in trouble i'd make her sit in the lounge room or go outside and talk to human beings.
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1dbromance:
Thank you, Ziam. [x]
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Benefits when you're cute: More people notice you, more people talk to you, people listen to you, you get jobs easier, you get dates easier, it's easier to get into a relationship, people text you back faster, you get more followers, you get on those fuckyeah sites faster, you feel better about yourself.
Benefits when you're ugly: You don't get raped.
